{"id":4249,"date":"2012-03-18T21:17:20","date_gmt":"2012-03-18T21:17:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jozikids.co.za\/zaparents-blog\/?p=4249"},"modified":"2022-06-16T12:25:21","modified_gmt":"2022-06-16T10:25:21","slug":"shopping-with-my-little-girls-oh-dear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jozikids.co.za\/blog\/baby-to-teens\/toddler\/shopping-with-my-little-girls-oh-dear\/","title":{"rendered":"Shopping with my little girls- oh dear!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now, before every mom starts bombarding me asking why I took the girls to the mall in the first place, we were supposed to meet my husband there, so it wasn&#8217;t supposed to be a 1 to 2 ratio, but a 1 to 1. Anyway, I&#8217;m getting ahead of myself.<\/p>\n<p>Etienne needs to have his pants made shorter but obviously this is an impossible task for a man to do by himself. Hence, the girls &amp; I meeting him there. But, as usual, Etienne\u2019s 10 minutes &amp; my 10 minutes vary by about 20 minutes! So I get to the mall already frustrated that he is only now leaving the office. Ok, fine, let me go to Woolies first &amp; buy the few groceries I need.<br \/>\nKeira, \u201cI need to make a poo.\u201d<br \/>\nMe, \u201cSeriously?! You just had a poo, do you have to make another poo?\u201d<br \/>\nOk, into Woolies to get a trolley to put the girls in cause there\u2019s no way I\u2019m running after the two of them. Off to the loo on the other side of the mall. And, as expected, Keira didn\u2019t have to poo after all *angry face*. There is some sort of novelty about using different toilets for my dear Keira.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, back to Woolies to grab those groceries. Gabby refuses to climb into the trolley so now I\u2019m pushing an empty trolley and running after the kids *angrier face*. Gabby runs flat bang into a display at Woolies &amp; immediately there\u2019s a bump the size of an egg on her head *fuming face*. If you had just listened to me in the first place, you wouldn\u2019t have hit your head! Ok, eventually console Gabby enough to finish my shopping.<\/p>\n<p>Finally Etienne arrives, off we go to Edgars to get his pants shortened. All of 5 minutes later we\u2019ve finished the undoable task\u2026 Etienne goes to check out the Xbox games &amp; considering both girls are relatively quiet in the trolley I decide to pop into Ackermans to look for a baby shower gift for myfriend. While I\u2019m trying to find something suitable, the girls manage to tip the trolley over sideways and pull the entire rack with all the bottles &amp; teats &amp; dummies etc over on top of them.<\/p>\n<p>Besides dying of embarrassment at what my children have managed to accomplish, I have to try to console 2 crying children, pick up the trolley &amp; the groceries, and clean up the bottles etc lying everywhere. One word: MORTIFIED! Needless to say, all I want to do is join my kids in their crying &amp; flee. Moral of the story: I will never take both my children to the mall at the same time ever again.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Note: If you enjoyed this article, and would like to stay updated with more, you can:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Subscribe to our free weekly Jozikids\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.jozikids.co.za\/member-registration\/\">newsletter<\/a>\u00a0 for parents in Gauteng<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Like us on\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jozikids.co.za\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">facebook<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Follow us on\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/jozikids?igshid=1n8cwedrewul\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">instagram<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now, before every mom starts bombarding me asking why I took the girls to the mall in the first place, we were supposed to meet my husband there, so it wasn&#8217;t supposed to be a 1 to 2 ratio, but a 1 to 1. Anyway, I&#8217;m getting ahead of myself. 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